> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.>
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.>
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.>
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.>
But here's the worst of it --> almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks>or my exhaust backfires! I received this in a email,, and thought GOD THIS IS ME (LAUGHING)
You better laugh or you might CUSS!! With this thought in mind I say,, Grandpas out of here!!
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