Grandpa's Cars

Only people who live or have lived in New Jersey will like this one!!! BUT I LIVE HERE AND THINK ITS FUNNY,,,
NO?? YOU DON'T???? Okay???
This might even be true about some other city in AMERICA!!! Some cities close to NJ (and I am not naming them) are like Bagdad,, as many killing in a day.
We all need to take more care of one another, not be doing these awful things to one another,, don't you think???? Any way that's what Grand Pa, thinks,,,,,,,,,take care!

PICKING ON LITTLE OLD NEW JERSEY !!!!

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.
The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.
"Oh man. I've been transferred to New Jersey," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Jersey. They have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate.
""Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Jersey all my life.
It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world.
"The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death.
But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it.
What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Coca-Cola truck in Camden."