Check it out!! 1957 CHEVY CORVETTE CONV. NOW THIS WAS A CLASSY CAR,, SEE YOUR SELF DRIVING DOWN ATLANTIC CITY IN IT, IN THE 1950'S... WOW!! REMEMBERING THE GOOD OLD DAYS, IT IS FUN!!
Friday, March 24, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Another St. Paddy's day joke!!
Two men are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts! from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1944."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1944 my own self."
About this time, regular Kathleen O'Neil walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.
Brian McGuire, the bartender, walks over to Kathleen, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night in here tonight!!!!"
Kathleen asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Kelly twins are drunk again."
The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts! from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1944."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1944 my own self."
About this time, regular Kathleen O'Neil walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.
Brian McGuire, the bartender, walks over to Kathleen, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night in here tonight!!!!"
Kathleen asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Kelly twins are drunk again."
Monday, March 13, 2006
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!! HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR A FEW DAYS.. SORRY ABOUT THAT " OLD GRANDPA" WASN'T FEELING TO GOOD,,, MAN, THE WEATHER IS CRAZY 78 DEGREES HERE TODAY.
THE DAFFODILS ARE BLOOMING IN SOME PEOPLES YARDS, MINE ARE CLOSE TO IT..BUT, NOW THEY ARE SAYING ON FRIDAY IT MAY RAIN OR SNOW!!!! JUST WHAT WE NEED (LAUGHING)
WELL, GUYS AND GALS,, GUESS I'LL CALL IT A DAY. YOU ALL BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER,, DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE A BIG HUG! TAKE CARE,, GRANDPA,,,,
OH, AND CHECK OUT BOTH PAGES OF MY CARS, I THINK EVERY ONE THINKS THERE IS JUST ONE,,,NA, THERE ARE TWO,,CHECK THEM OUT, THANKS!!
THE DAFFODILS ARE BLOOMING IN SOME PEOPLES YARDS, MINE ARE CLOSE TO IT..BUT, NOW THEY ARE SAYING ON FRIDAY IT MAY RAIN OR SNOW!!!! JUST WHAT WE NEED (LAUGHING)
WELL, GUYS AND GALS,, GUESS I'LL CALL IT A DAY. YOU ALL BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER,, DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE A BIG HUG! TAKE CARE,, GRANDPA,,,,
OH, AND CHECK OUT BOTH PAGES OF MY CARS, I THINK EVERY ONE THINKS THERE IS JUST ONE,,,NA, THERE ARE TWO,,CHECK THEM OUT, THANKS!!
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
READ THIS AND LAUGH!!!
New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at leastone of the following:
______a Bloody Mary,
______a Margarita
-----------a Scotch and soda
______a Martini_
_____a Vodka and Tonic
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream
______The sports page
______Chocolate
______Sex
it should be presumed that I am beyond all help
.When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral,
and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had
.Signature: ___________________________Date: ___________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. (Sounds like my kind of Nursing Home!)
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at leastone of the following:
______a Bloody Mary,
______a Margarita
-----------a Scotch and soda
______a Martini_
_____a Vodka and Tonic
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream
______The sports page
______Chocolate
______Sex
it should be presumed that I am beyond all help
.When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral,
and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had
.Signature: ___________________________Date: ___________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. (Sounds like my kind of Nursing Home!)
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