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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.






THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE."MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED."WHAT?" SAID MARGE."I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT.""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED."WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL""I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

"HAPPY FALL Y'ALL"






From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!

A woman was asked by a coworker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?'

The coworker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.

He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.'

This was passed on to me by another pumpkin. Now it's your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.

I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.



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This is one of the
Best prayers
I think I have ever read.
PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
I started not to do this, but as I read it...
I understood God to say,
'You need a miracle tomorrow'
so here goes...Prov. 29:25 You never know
when God is going to bless you!!
Good things happen when
you least expect them to !!
Change the number in the subject box
when you forward it by adding one!!!
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day,
I thank You for my being able to see
and to hear this morning.
I'm blessed because You are
a forgiving and understanding God.
You have done so much for me
and You keep on blessing me.
Forgive me this day for everything
I have done, said, or thought
that was not pleasing to you.I ask now for Your forgiveness.
Please keep me safe
from all danger and harm.
Help me to start this day
with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.
Let me make the best of each and every day
to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.
Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things.
Let me not whine and whimper
about things I have over which I have no control.And give me the best response
when I'm pushed beyond my limits.I know that when I can't pray,
You listen to my heart.
Continue to use me to do Your will.
Continue to bless me that I may be
a blessing to others.
Keep me strong that I may help the weak...
Keep me uplifted that I may have
words of encouragement for others.
I pray for those who are lost
and can't find their way.
I pray for those who are misjudged
and misunderstood.
I pray for those who
don't know You intimately.
I pray for those who will delete this
without sharing it with others
I pray for those who don't believe.But I thank You because I believe
that God changes people and
God changes things.
I pray for all my sisters and brothers.
For each and every family member
in their households.
I pray for peace, love and joy
in their homes; that they are out of debt
and all their needs are met.
I pray that every eye that reads this
knows there is no problem, circumstance,
or situation greater than God.
Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight.
I pray that these words be received
into the hearts of every eye that sees them
in Jesus' name. Amen!
If you prayed this prayer,
change the number in the subject box
before forwarding the message
so people can see how many
other people have done so.
God Bless You! ! ! ! !
Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
God I love you and I need you,
please come into my heart...
Pass this message to 10 people except you and me.
You will receive a miracle tomorrow.God will bless you.Know that you are already blessed
by the person who sent this to you.
It couldn't hurt!

XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL
If you go to this web site,
www.LetsSayThanks.com
you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq .
You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services.
How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!!
It is FREE and it only takes a second.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these?
Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them.
This takes just 10 se conds and it's a wonderful way to say thank you. We can never say enough thank you's.
Thanks for taking to time to support our military!
JUST DO IT,, SAY THANKS TO THE GUYS AND GALS AWAY FROM HOME TO LET THEM KNOW WE ARE ALL THINKING OF THEM,,,, GRANDPA!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!

DAD AT THE MALL.> > I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some> new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food> court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting> next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My> dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and> find him staring every time.> > When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically> asked, 'What's the matter ! old man , never done> anything wild n your life?'> > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that> I would not choke on his response; knowing he would> have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat> an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex> with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my> son.'> >

You guys out there,, this is what would happen if Noah tryed to build the ARK today!!!



Nice reading, cool pix! turn my music off and listen to the one with the site!

http://home.att.net:80/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm

This is a valuable piece of information to keep!!
www.FamilyWatchDog.usWhen you visit this site you can enter your address and a map will pop up with your house as a small icon of a house. There will be red, blue and green dots surrounding your entire neighborhood. When you click on these dots a picture of a criminal will appear with his or her home address and the description of the crime he or she has committed.
The best thing is that you can show your children these pictures and see how close these people live to your home or school.
This site was developed by John Walsh from Americas Most Wanted. This is another tool we can use to help us keep our kids safe.
Please pass this on to everyone!!!
This is a good thing to know,, so we can keep the children safe and maybe US, also. God bless us all, we need it,,,,,, Fran

Hi, every one,,, how are you all??
I have just listed some new die cast cars, on my site.
I hope any one interested in cars would check them out, I will listing some more in the near future,,
If you are interested,, Email me At
Wrightfrncs@yahoo.com and put """ car on blog """"on the subject line,,
that way I can tell it is not junk mail.
Thanks again for checking me out,,,, your old GRANDPA!!!!!!

This is my Border Collie "Buddy".... !!

this is an actual picture of the Northern Lights

LET'S OFFEND EVERYONE


Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either
.Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'!
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Hope I didn't getr any one mad at me!!! Ha Ha

Please read this!!!!!


Just a Cop
The funeral line was long, there are an awful lot of cars. Folks came out of the restaurants and they came out of the bars.The workers at the construction sitesall let their hammers drop.Someone asked. "What is this all for?"And they said,"Aw, just a Cop." Some chuckled at the passing cars,some shed a silent tear,some people said, stupid.""All these dumb policemen here.""How come they are not out fighting crime?""Or in a doughnut shop?""Sure is a lot of trouble, for someone who's just a Cop." They blocked the intersections, and blocked the interstate.People yelled and cursed,"damn, it's going to make me late!""This is really ridiculous!""They're making' us all stop!""It seems they are sure wasting time, on someone who's just a Cop." Into the cemetery now, the slow procession comes; The woeful Taps are slowly played.there are loud salutes from guns.the graveyard workers shake their heads"This service is a flop.""There are lots of good words wasted, On someone who's just a Cop"Yeah, just a Cop to most folks,Did his duty every day.Trying to protect us,until his life was taken away.When he got to heaven,St. Peter put him at the top.An angel asked him,"Who was that?"And he said, "Aw, just a Cop." The Judgment :The Officer stood and faced his God,which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shinning,just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, Officer,How shall I deal with you?Have you always turned the other cheek?To my church have you been true?" The Officer squared his shoulder and said,"No, Lord, I guess I am not,because those of us who carry badges can'talways be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays,and at times my talk was rough.Sometimes I've been violentbecause the streets are tough. But I never took a pennythat wasn't mine to keep.Though I worked a lot of overtime,when the bills got too steep.I never passed a cry for helpthough at times I shook with fear,and sometimes, God forgive me,I've wept an unmanly tear. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here.They never wanted me around except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, Lord,it needn't be so grand.I never expected or had too much,but if you don't...I'll understand." There was silence all around the throne,where the saints often trod.As the officer waited quietly for the judgment of his God. "Step forward now, Officer." "You've borne your burdens well." "Come walk a beat on heaven's streets," "You've done your time in Hell."

http://www.etsy.com/search_results_seller.php?search_type=seller_usernames&search_query=thewrightplace

Here is the place you find find my store in Etsy.com easy to do,,, other people there also with handmade things to sell,, you might see something you like some whaere on there,,, check it out
Fran

Hi every one,, thought I died.. didn't you????
Ha HA ,,, nope still here,,still getting older !! YEP,,
Just wanted to let you know I have some diecast cars I am looking to sell, if you are looking for something, special,, let me know maybe I have just what you are looking for,, It is a lot of mess to put the photos on here, but I'll do it if you want something just let me know,, also, The old gal, Fran, has a new thing going, on the handmade site ~~~~ Etsy.com~~~~
You can find her items under the name ~~~~thewrightplace~~~~
it is easy to do just type in that site and where the drop down is highlite the sellers name, then hit search,,, I hope you check out her work.
well, thats about it for now, thanks for stopping by, if I don't get back here for a while have Happy Holidays ~~~ Your old grandpa!!!
and Fran
http://www.etsy.com/search_results_seller.php?search_type=seller_usernames&search_query=thewrightplace use this to find it,,,,

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible." the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

I AM OLD ,,, but not that old!!!!!!!!
But I can still chuckle about this one!!!
Can you? from your old Grandpa!!

>A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde >
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other >and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, >"You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it >and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it >was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece >of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She >drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over >to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this >car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not
>sure what a 710 is Click Here
<http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg>

YOU CAN LAUGH NOW!!!! I AM!!!! YOUR OLD GRAND PA!!

ONE FOR THE GALS!!! (laughing)

READ THIS ONE LADIES~~~~~~AND YOU TO ~~ MEN!!!!!
Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change..
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:Oil Change: $20.00Coffee: $1.00Total: $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench
.9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss..
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill.
Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands..
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.Money spent:Parts: $50.00DUI: $2500.00Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00Beer: $20.00Total: $4,145.00 But you know the job was done right!
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SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH......AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT..... COME ON NOW !!!!! THIS IS WORTH A BIG LAUGH!!!! RIGHT GUYS????
FROM YOUR OLD GRANDPA,,,AND FRAN!!!!!

I COULD NOT HELP MY SELF,,,

JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS!!!!!!!

HOMELESS PERSON
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"
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¯So I did.........
.I get out of the hospital in about 3 months
.It would be nice to get a card or maybe a visitor